Who is Dennis B. Nighter?
The Foundation for Dennis B. Nighter Studies
| Dennis | Location | Confirmed? | Numerical ID | Threat Level |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeping Dennis | Shelves of Homer Babbidge Library, Level A | Yes | H-0M3-R84-881-DG-3 | High |
| Eternal Dennis | Various locations throughout Earth's History | Yes | 4-3V3-R | Seemingly destroyed during the Timeskip of 2005 |
| Viral Dennis | Computer servers worldwide | Unconfirmed | 01001110-01100101-01110110-01100101-01110010-00100000-01000111-01101111-01101110-01101110-01100001-00100000-01000111-01101001-01110110-01100101-00100000-01011001-01101111-01110101-00100000-01010101-01110000 | Potentially High |
| Dennis B. Nighter whose Middle Initial stands for Dennis B. Nighter | Mendocino, California | D-3NN-155-8N1-6H-T-3R | Yes | Extreme, owns every pharmaceutical company aside from Burt's Bees |
| Grim Reaper | Universe of Death, also Boston sometimes | R-1P | Confirmation Impossible | N/A, if you see this Dennis you're already dead. What's he gonna do, kill you? |
| Nightmare Exorcist | Dream Realm | U-R-D-R34-M1N-6 | Yes | Benevolent |
| Steven Seagal Dennis | Trash heap | F-CK5-73V-353-464-L | Yes | Extreme, is a "movie" "star" and a cop |
| Hijo de Santa Muerte | Mexico, Distrito Federal | N-0V3-M83-R15-7 | Yes | Neutral |
| Sleep Paralysis Dennis | Toronto, New Jersey, Tōhoku Region of Japan, Botswana, and Rural Scandinavia | 1-800-588-230-03-MP-1R3 | Unconfirmed | Potentially world-ending |
| Dennis the Unsticky | Universe 3609: the Stickyverse | 9-999-999-999-99-9 | Confirmed | The only thing in his universe which is not slightly sticky, which makes him very dangerous |
| Hobo Dennis | Russia | F-L0U-RR0-LL1-N6-! | Debunked | Rolling in flour makes him feel a certain way. Deadly if real. |
| Dennis B. Nighter II: The Return of Dennis | Multiversal | 0-HN0-0HF-UCK-N0-! | Yes | Catastrophic |
| Glittery Dennis | The Pacific Northwest | 8-15H-180-YD3-NN-155 | Yes | Mostly just broods. Not a threat. |
| White Man of the Week Dennis | Perth, Australia | C-R1K-3YM-4T3 | Unconfirmed | Firmly mid |
| Festive Dennis | North Pole (Magnetic, not geographical) | H-0H0-H0H-0H0-H0-! | Actually just paren--I mean, uh, he's real! Yay! | Keeps the Spirit of Boxing Day alive |
| Angelic Dennis | Heaven | 8-3N0-74F-R41-D!-ꙮ҄ | Yes | Benevolent |
| Queer-Coded Dennis | Greenwich Village | 6-4YR-16H-75 | Yes | The result of rainbow capitalism |
| Ginger Dennis | India | 6-1N6-3R5 | Unconfirmed | Just Some Guy |
| Wife of Dennis B. Nighter | Antarctica | 6-1RL-D3N-N15 | Confirmed | Disastrous |
| Devil Dennis | Hell | 666 | Confirmed | Pretty chill actually |
| Craig Waitley | what | why is he on this list | who the fuck put him here | can we fire that guy--? |
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